RT @badbanana: With American Airlines stock at 20 cents, I can’t decide between paying for two checked bags or buying half the company.
RT @JimGaffigan: Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?
RT @PFTompkins: Every year, when the President “pardons” a turkey, I think, Ho ho! What a hilarious ribbing of a legal system that puts …
RT @AndyKindler: Newt Gingrich is available for 1.5 million dollar “historian” consulting. “Ask about my distortions.” #Obama2012
RT @saletan: Key fact about Cain: His 3 top testimonials are an ad by his campaign manager, press conference by his lawyer, and TV inter …
Alcohol+college students+sports=RIOTS. #PennStateFormula #StudentsWillRiotForAnyReason
I made the Barefoot Contessa’s corn chowder last night. It was SOOO GOOD! #fb
I just listened to the Terry Gross interview of Darrell Hammond—so heartbreaking. I wanted to give the guy a hug. http://t.co/N0bjqfVN
Geez, it took Gloria Allred awhile to get into this whole Herman Cain brouhaha.
Ugh. Kim-&-Kris-getting-back-together-rumors have begun.
RT @Ruth_A_Buzzi: OJ’s search for the real killer. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
Kim Kardashian’s marriage was so short that I didn’t have time to predict how long they would stay together.
RT @JimGaffigan: How does Donald Trump remain so humble?