If I never have to see those ridiculous cargo shorts again, this whole Charlie Sheen breakdown will have been totally worth it.#fb
RT @mfrederickson: I am really having a hard time with this “is crab > lobster” issue. Now it is occurring to me that crabs are horri …
NYTimes: Agents Raid Florida Clinics in Drug Crackdown http://nyti.ms/fO5puA. #fb
Since when is wearing a wedding band a way to get women to make passes at you? More like wishful thinking for middle-aged bald guys.
RT @kellyoxford: AMERICA: Fund Planned Parenthood? NO. Fund PBS? NO. Fund Nascar? OH HEEEEELLLL YES! SHAKE AND BAKE!
RT @NYTimeskrugman: Wisconsin Power Play http://nyti.ms/hbBoY6
My daughter came up with a great idea for a new reality show: a competition to come up with a idea for a reality show. So meta.
Yet another few hours wasted watching HGTV. Gosh I wish I could hire Candace Olsen!! I love everything she does.
RT @Caissie: The 127 Hours guy is gonna be on Minute to Win It? I guess after you’ve cut your own arm off you want to know if you can st …
LOL! Shooting for a 11-11-11 baby? — http://mnn.com/node/88255
They really are separated at birth →
I just stumbled upon this “Separated at Birth” picture of Meryl Streep and Mike Nichols in the newly digitized Spy Magazine (Dec. 1986, p. 11). I recently saw on a PBS TV show about genealogy that these two notables are actually distantly related. Here’s an article about the show. Here’s a picture of them together. There is definitely a resemblance, in my opinion!
RT @KBAndersen: Google’s digitized every issue of Spy magazine. Half up now, the rest soon. (The internet has justified itself). http:// …
I’m still waiting for my McArthur “Genius” award. RT @jonathancoulton: I guess I’m not getting a medal of freedom - AGAIN.
RT @scharpling: Anybody THAT hung up on Valentine’s Day probably treats their significant other like garbage the rest of the year.
Esperanza Spaulding? Hmm. At least it’s not Bieber. Speech well done. #Grammys
Eminem—what’s up with your face? Botox? Face lift? Also, have you ever smiled? #Grammys
The cashier at the skating rink had to use a calculator to figure how much change to give me. The charge was $8 and I gave her a twenty.#fb
It’s a sad state of affairs when 32 degrees feels warm. #fb
RT @sween: I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at wine.
I have a serious girl crush on Tina Fey. http://t.co/j0tiMNw via @NewYorker